Wording For Congratulations On Engagement

Major sporting events are in the habit of taking an official song. It is a bizarre practice that has been truly unfortunate issues. One exception is The Cup of Life a cancionzaca of Ricky Martin when he was heterosexual and David Meca.

This year, the official song of World Cup football interpret such a K'naan and David Bisbal. The original track is quite safe , then put Bisbal and the result is expected . Making a comparison, it is as if you have a fantastic Rioja wine and then decide to do kalimotxo pouring cola brand of the legendary Gold ... No good thing will happen.

As I do, I present my alternative. Mine is an issue that touches more than the idiosyncrasies of the tournament, the country that houses it and the choices involved. I called World Cup Song. Ranging from less to more, as the competition itself. Hope you like it.

WORLD CUP SONG

Welcome to South Africa

I say to all Nations of the world

Do not f * ck here with no condom or

sure your dick will fall

off

We gave the entire world

Nelson Mandela and Charlize Theron

The old man is quite f*cked up

but the b*tch is still pretty hot

We'll have Robinho and his dribble

Didier Drogba and his wisdom

He's the only guy in the world

blacker than my man OJ Simpson

Our national team ain't good

But hey, stop the hating

We're still undefeated

when it comes to HIV ratings

Colombia didn't qualify

What the hell have they done?

Does that mean we have to

get high on weed alone?

Greece will be playing the Cup

20 points in the qualifying round

Though we're talking about Greeks here

Should we double-check the stats?

I love Spain's passing game

A game against them is inferno

You see more shots in 90 minutes

than living in f*cking Soweto

Ivory Coast is one of my faves

Gotta love their athletic play

Ain't seen black dudes running so fast

since the years of the apartheid

Don't forget about Italy

Gotta love the Defending champions

They throw more balls in the sky

That f * cking

Iceland Vulcan

France is my underdog

I'm sure this year

Could Be Their

Plus I UNDERSTAND Ribery

Also the b * tch Thought WAS legal!

AGUR!