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This year I have seen the show Academy Awards and the Eurovision. Obviously, there has not been color: Eurovision win by a landslide.

We have reached a point in our lives when the freak factor is so important that all else becomes secondary. You can have a perfect and spectacular gala, but if nothing comes out that is so cumbersome that mole or result "freak" (a concept bag that can fit more things each time) and do not consider it interesting.

Eurovision in this regard offers many momentazo, making it a landmark event growing. What in 1993 was unfortunate and cheesy today is great and legendary. And that the competition has hardly changed. We have changed us.

The show Saturday was pretty cool. Analyze full ...

- First of all, I express my disappointment at the role of Ukraine. Unlike previous years, at no time gave the Ukrainian representative of 2010 the impression that it could take off the panties during his performance. Svetlana Loboda In Our Hearts.

- With the resignation of Ukraine, the prize nag of the Night was on a plate for Armenia representative. In Armenia are all women Kardashian profile? Why has not known this until now? Very pro dancer also known as El Fary young.

(Off topic related: In the East good genes are all women and no men? We're not seeing a clear pattern here? This is for another day).

- Council for Israel: Eurovision You can introduce you to the best singer in the history and the best song of all time ... If you sing in Hebrew, you have no chance. Parajoni Eksoji trajaloje ... That's what we hear no sounds Israelis when your language. Let a m * big shit like Gaza. Indeed, Israel did not give any points to Germany. What a spiteful, j * der!

- One of the best songs shit night was that of Denmark . Earned extra points in my heart to see that the performers were a Filipina and Chazman.

- What phrase is heard less? "I trust Zapatero" or "Guayaminí, 12 points?" Again it beat the English, with not a few laughs on my part. Eurovision = United Kingdom and France and Roland Garros. Bravo.

- I close the analysis with a large tweet Sergi Mas: "The German girl is going to swell up to do gigs in Mallorca and campsites."

That's Eurovision and nothing else.

AGUR!

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Eurovision tribute song Camela

few years ago was in a car with a friend and a leading semidesconocido and Camela rang. I, with the sharpness that characterizes me, said to be m * shit music and arrangements as Third giblets. Sure, I had not realized that the song was not the radio, but a CD that had the driver.

"Well, I like," he said. "Sometimes I go in the car with his music and almost put me to mourn."

True story.

My

Camela criticism of then were from the snobbery that puts you in ignorance. Despise what they do not know. Now, wiser and more English, and I can appreciate the jrandeza that contains the discography of Camela.

I like songs from Cat Power. They speak of love and cool things. But the disc title, the truth ... Seems to have put them a gypsy!

Amor.com only surviving, 2001 (very clever, and they saw that the Internet would have a future) and Se Ciega X Amor, 2006, a nod to the new generations of fans as SMSs.

As I said, I've met over the years biggest hits of Camela. But others have not yet had the opportunity to listen. I'll speculate on the issues that touch on the basis of their titles. I will almost certainly hit the spot.

A Moment Of Love, Just Love

disc

I think this is about a Nigerian in the Casa de Campo.

not come near me , Tears of Love disc

Try on a subway passenger car share with a Romanian.

Bella Lucia

I have no very clear how it goes, but certainly not de Lucía Bosé.

I like your eyes, His First 12 Songs

tells the story of this guy .

stars of many colors, from the album Tears of Love

On a Saturday night in the Puzzle and Barraka.

Silent Love of Amor.com

is probably on an affair of the Oscar winner Marlee Matlin, who is also Jewish, of course.

Your heart is my heart , Just for you the Traffic

same guy before.

has not ceased to mourn of Forever you and me

tells the story of Barca since its founding by Joan Gamper.

Girl, I love you of 10

Heart's probably about Roman Polanski, but I have not 100 percent confirmed.

I can not give more , Se Ciega X Amor

Discusses Florentino talks with Moratti to sign Mourinho. Or not. But come on, be cool.

I'm tired of 10

I think Heart is a dip in the feelings of Ronaldo arrived 15 minutes into the game.

moves me how the Wikipedia page Camela displayed all his works published - split into albums, VHS tapes, DVDs y. .. tapes! Extraordinary greatness of these guys.

Finally, all the best of luck tonight to Daniel Diges, it sure is going to do great on Eurovision. Since then, the song is at the height of their artistic quality.

AGUR!

Wording For Congratulations On Engagement

Major sporting events are in the habit of taking an official song. It is a bizarre practice that has been truly unfortunate issues. One exception is The Cup of Life a cancionzaca of Ricky Martin when he was heterosexual and David Meca.

This year, the official song of World Cup football interpret such a K'naan and David Bisbal. The original track is quite safe , then put Bisbal and the result is expected . Making a comparison, it is as if you have a fantastic Rioja wine and then decide to do kalimotxo pouring cola brand of the legendary Gold ... No good thing will happen.

As I do, I present my alternative. Mine is an issue that touches more than the idiosyncrasies of the tournament, the country that houses it and the choices involved. I called World Cup Song. Ranging from less to more, as the competition itself. Hope you like it.

WORLD CUP SONG

Welcome to South Africa

I say to all Nations of the world

Do not f * ck here with no condom or

sure your dick will fall

off

We gave the entire world

Nelson Mandela and Charlize Theron

The old man is quite f*cked up

but the b*tch is still pretty hot

We'll have Robinho and his dribble

Didier Drogba and his wisdom

He's the only guy in the world

blacker than my man OJ Simpson

Our national team ain't good

But hey, stop the hating

We're still undefeated

when it comes to HIV ratings

Colombia didn't qualify

What the hell have they done?

Does that mean we have to

get high on weed alone?

Greece will be playing the Cup

20 points in the qualifying round

Though we're talking about Greeks here

Should we double-check the stats?

I love Spain's passing game

A game against them is inferno

You see more shots in 90 minutes

than living in f*cking Soweto

Ivory Coast is one of my faves

Gotta love their athletic play

Ain't seen black dudes running so fast

since the years of the apartheid

Don't forget about Italy

Gotta love the Defending champions

They throw more balls in the sky

That f * cking

Iceland Vulcan

France is my underdog

I'm sure this year

Could Be Their

Plus I UNDERSTAND Ribery

Also the b * tch Thought WAS legal!

AGUR!