Thursday, August 26, 2010

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strong comeback to the blog and today released an expression once again to start rular in colloquial language. Belongs to the classical branch "has less risk than ..."

Here goes:
have less risk that a rise in net in a game of wheelchair tennis.
is quite hidep * ta phrase, I know, but to me these things keep happening. A embrace for all people in wheelchairs, they usually have enough eggs.

AGUR!

Monday, August 23, 2010

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Messages not going to read Facebook

One of the reasons why I do not frequent both bloj is that I have diversified mongoleces when writing on the internet. Having Twitter and Facebook, I can drop these pearls of humor as mine through more resources, which ultimately hurts my presence here in the historic Haters, haters, haters ...

this is a great phenomenon of social networks and fascinating to see how people behave in them. Although it may take several uses, in the end have been primarily as a outlet for people to show how cool it is and how well it goes. Some also use it to drop the complaint cryptic messages ("If I could speak ...") to which people respond by asking what happens with no response (more mystery!), But generally, as I say, is a teach the world through the coolez in you.

What good comes
Facebook to display photos from your last spree or a trip to New York. This, however, it is our everyday reality. While we can have a cool side, we also have a hand shit we do not ever see the light through these sites. There are many albums entitled "Party on Saturday" or "Trip to Australia", but why not see any called "I shitting" or "My vaginal herpes: It's back!"? Because the roll does not fall within self-promotion that is the rule in social networks and I'm so adept - though quiet, the house specialty remains the foolish and provocative bullshit.

There is, therefore, a series of messages that we'll never read on Facebook or appear in a ratio of 10,000 to one with the "What a delightful time last night." Come up with some examples:

- I turned my p * TAS. Now to sleep.
- I just got out of the closet of the disc. I have already new jacket.
- I went to a party at a friend's house and pissed me off the cup. Let's see how they discover the culprit among both invited!
- We played at 35 euros per head, but got 15 less. Then when money was missing, I made the ears hehe.
- (Message on the wall of a friend) What a face of p * ta have your girlfriend.
- Ando more constipated than God.
- With such a line, in the end I went up to the girlfriends of my friends.
- Another c * Hebron inviting me to your wedding.

As always, are examples thus botepronto. It captures the idea, I think.

Who would you go on a spree of Sesame Street? I, with Antonio.

AGUR!